I haven't written a new post for this blog since April 16th. This is because I've decided to spend a few months in a state of near-delirium due to sleep loss, punctuated by brief periods covered in someone elses puke / wee / poo. As a result of this undertaking I now have...
- Unusually patterned clothing;
- A great idea for 'Vomoflage' - an entire range of clothes pre-patterned with white splodges so that no-one can tell when your tiny-person has had an upsurge on you;
- More wrinkles;
- More grey hairs;
- Bags under my eyes I can actually keep things in;
- No sense of humour;
- More scar tissue, as a direct result trying to use anything sharp and/or heavy whilst sleep-deprived.
On the plus side, she looks pretty damn cool with this tiger!
That is all.